Happy new year, happy new decade, and happy new Bachelor, rose lovers! We’re barely one week into 2020 and it looks like Peter Weber, the man handing out roses for the 24th season of The Bachelor, is already over it. Just kidding! That’s a dramatic flash-forward to the end of Pilot Pete’s “unbelievable” “journey,” when he apparently gets some bad news right before heading to the Proposal Platform. But why focus on the last episode when the first one just happened and was a whopping THREE HOURS LONG? Let’s recap! We begin with a TV-budget Top Gun tribute, as Pilot Pete strides out of a hangar, dressed like Aviation Ken in his leather jacket and sunglasses, and fires up his little propeller plane for a scenic tour of Southern California. For all of you who think Peter is way too white bread (excuse me while I raise my hand), the Ready to Find Love Again Montage™ focuses quite a bit on Peter’s Cuban roots. We see him habla-ing español and cooking some delicioso Cuban food with his adorable mom Barbara, and even doing a little salsa hip-shimmy in the kitchen. Then this happens: No, our Bachelor Nation overlord Chris Harrison hasn’t taken a second job driving for Lyft — he’s just cr...